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The independent Xena fan film "DeliverX" by the amazing Wendy Woody & Deborah Abbott! Xena Toy collector gets the best package of a lifetime. Deliver X part 1 Deliver X part 2     Another GREAT independend film by Wendy Woody & Deborah Abbott! Angela dresses in a xena costume and gets herself in a jam at work. XENA Spirit of Xena XENA Spirit of Xena 2     XENA Spirit of Xena 3         Xena: Warrior Princess Cheats and Codes for PlaySation 1:

The Gabby Rap  by Renee O'Connor                            There's a six-foot woman   And her name is Xena   You can bet you've never     Met nobody meaner!   She wears a lot of leather   Armor made of brass   If she flips in your directon    You can bet she'll kick your ass!   'My best friend,' I call her   It's a gift I'll always know    With her I fight the baddies          And hope the peace remains aglow.                 If I could be like Xena by Marilyn Rucker If I could be like Xena A feisty warrior princess I'd scream my ululations While I slice and dice and minces I could scare my landlord And make him fix my shower And he would not evict me Cause I'd have such awesome power And I would be a legend Riding horseback through the street Conquering my inner demons Fighting crime from here to Crete Let's all be heroes! Let's all have swords! Let's party with centaurs And drink wine from gourds! We'll bail out the good guys and Wipe out the bad Cause it keeps us in training for the great Olympiad! But the gods are laughing at me And all the goddesses smirk too Cause I'm just a little milksop And I am so afraid of you. But if I could be like Xena For just an hour or two or three I could beat you at your own games And then you'd fall in love with me (That's how it works on t.v.) Instrumental If I could be like Xena A feisty warrior princess I catch daggers in my teeth And I hardly even winces That's the kind of stuff it takes, yeah To make it in the old or new world You gotta be a muscle mama Or some folks treat you like a slave girl. Let's all be heroes! Let's all have swords! Let's party with giants and evil warlords We'll prop up the good guys And stomp out the bad Cause it keeps us in training for the great Olympiad! Lyrics and music ©1997 Marilyn Rucker http://www.marilynrucker.com/ans.jsp?albumID=103